{"product_id":"i-cant-fix-crazy-but-i-can-document-it-ornament","title":"I Can't Fix Crazy But I Can Document It Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny teacher ornament turns a documentation joke into a Christmas tree decoration. The printed message reads, “I CAN’T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT,” in bold black capitals on a white background. Small black starbursts surround the words, adding a playful border without competing with the punchline. The round design keeps the focus on the quote, with the lettering stacked from top to bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s a fitting gift for a teacher, school staff member, or coworker who appreciates sarcastic workplace humor. Choose it for a staff Christmas exchange, give it to a teacher friend, or hang it on your own tree as a nod to the paperwork side of school life. The joke is the main feature, so it suits someone who would enjoy a cheeky quote rather than a traditional holiday greeting. It also works as a humorous thank-you for a school colleague whose sense of humor you know well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe black-and-white palette gives this ornament a simple, graphic look among colorful holiday decorations. A white hanging ribbon complements the background, while the irregular, hand-lettered-style lettering adds to the casual tone. Display it on a Christmas tree, include it in a garland, or make it part of a school-themed holiday display. Wherever it hangs, the documentation punchline stays front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRound white design with bold black lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted quote: “I CAN’T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall black starbursts scattered around the words\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStacked, hand-lettered-style capitals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite hanging ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRound ornament with a hanging ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady-made design, no personalization needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in ceramic, double-sided ceramic or transparent crystal glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe gently with a soft, dry cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat does the ornament say?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe printed message reads, “I CAN’T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWho is this ornament a good gift for?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt suits teachers, school staff, and coworkers who enjoy sarcastic workplace humor. It’s a fitting choice for a staff Christmas exchange or a teacher friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat colors are in the design?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe design has black lettering and scattered black starbursts on a white background, with a white hanging ribbon.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift to Keep","offers":[{"title":"3\" Round Ceramic","offer_id":59080390213963,"sku":"OR-RND3-CER","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" Round Double-Sided Ceramic","offer_id":59080390246731,"sku":"OR-RND3-CER2","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" Round Crystal Glass","offer_id":59080390279499,"sku":"OR-RND3-GLS","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" Round Crystal Glass","offer_id":59080390312267,"sku":"OR-RND4-GLS","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1099\/1013\/1019\/files\/i-cant-fix-crazy-but-i-can-document-it-ornament-4426852619-1.jpg?v=1793608568","url":"https:\/\/gifttokeep.com\/products\/i-cant-fix-crazy-but-i-can-document-it-ornament","provider":"Gift to Keep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}