{"product_id":"house-was-clean-yesterday-mug","title":"House Was Clean Yesterday Funny Homeowner Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny homeowner mug has an answer for anyone who arrives just after the house stops looking spotless: \"THE HOUSE WAS CLEAN YESTERDAY SORRY YOU MISSED IT\". The saying makes housework the punchline, with a matter-of-fact apology that is not really an apology at all. It suits a homeowner who would rather share a laugh about the mess than pretend the house stays clean every minute of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor a friend or family member settling into a home, this mug offers a lighthearted housewarming gift with a very specific sense of humor. It also works as a just-because gift for a homeowner who regularly jokes about cleaning. There is no name or dedication in the message, so the focus stays on the familiar gap between finishing the chores and having someone stop by.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it in your own kitchen for coffee before tackling the housework, or reach for it during a tea break when the chores can wait. The wording gives an everyday drink a cheeky household theme without needing an extra explanation. The design comes with the saying already set, and there are no text fields to complete. Choose it for the joke exactly as written, rather than for a custom name, date, or message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFixed wording: \"THE HOUSE WAS CLEAN YESTERDAY SORRY YOU MISSED IT\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA house-cleaning joke aimed at homeowners.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe saying is set, with no custom text to enter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA humorous choice for a home-themed gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic with a colored handle and interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady-made design, no personalization needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds hot and cold drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz: about 3.8 in tall and 3.2 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz: about 4.6 in tall and 3.4 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat does the mug say?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt says \"THE HOUSE WAS CLEAN YESTERDAY SORRY YOU MISSED IT\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCan I add my own name or message?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. The design has fixed wording and no personalization fields.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWho is this mug for?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is for a homeowner who enjoys a joke about keeping the house clean.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift to Keep","offers":[{"title":"11 oz \/ Black","offer_id":59126703685963,"sku":"MG-11-BLK","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Orange","offer_id":59126703718731,"sku":"MG-11-ORG","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Red","offer_id":59126703751499,"sku":"MG-11-RED","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Navy","offer_id":59126703784267,"sku":"MG-11-NVY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Pink","offer_id":59126703817035,"sku":"MG-11-LPK","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":59126703849803,"sku":"MG-11-LBL","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Dark Green","offer_id":59126703882571,"sku":"MG-11-DGR","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":59126703915339,"sku":"MG-11-LGR","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":59126703948107,"sku":"MG-11-YEL","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Black","offer_id":59126703980875,"sku":"MG-15-BLK","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Orange","offer_id":59126704013643,"sku":"MG-15-ORG","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Red","offer_id":59126704046411,"sku":"MG-15-RED","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Navy","offer_id":59126704079179,"sku":"MG-15-NVY","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Pink","offer_id":59126704111947,"sku":"MG-15-LPK","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":59126704144715,"sku":"MG-15-LBL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Dark Green","offer_id":59126704177483,"sku":"MG-15-DGR","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":59126704210251,"sku":"MG-15-LGR","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":59126704243019,"sku":"MG-15-YEL","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1099\/1013\/1019\/files\/house-was-clean-yesterday-mug-mug-blk-everyday.jpg?v=1794018667","url":"https:\/\/gifttokeep.com\/products\/house-was-clean-yesterday-mug","provider":"Gift to Keep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}