{"product_id":"chaos-coordinator-raccoon-mug","title":"Chaos Coordinator Raccoon Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eA raised paw, a striped tail, and absolutely no quiet energy. This Chaos Coordinator mug features an expressive raccoon standing upright among scattered lightning bolts. The black illustration sits above “Chaos Coordinator” in bold, jagged lettering, giving the design a lively, slightly unruly look. It is a funny raccoon coffee mug for someone who knows what it is like to keep a busy household or workday moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe reverse adds another dose of sarcasm with “The Horrors Persist But So Do I.” Its rough-edged black lettering matches the front, connecting the animal artwork and the dry punch line. The white background gives both sides a clear, high-contrast look. Keep it on a work desk for coffee breaks or bring it into the kitchen for a cup of tea with a side of dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive it to a coworker who handles the daily scramble, a friend who loves raccoons, or a mom or dad whose humor leans more sarcastic than sentimental. It fits birthdays, Christmas gift exchanges, Mother’s Day, or Father’s Day. The two-sided design offers a different joke as the mug turns: an unofficial job title on one side and a declaration of persistence on the other. For someone who already calls themselves the chaos coordinator, the wording does the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack-and-white raccoon with an open mouth, raised paw, and striped tail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharp lightning bolts surround the raccoon illustration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Chaos Coordinator” appears beneath the artwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReverse reads “The Horrors Persist But So Do I.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, rough-edged black lettering on a white background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite ceramic with a colored handle and interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady-made design, no personalization needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHolds hot and cold drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz: about 3.8 in tall and 3.2 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz: about 4.6 in tall and 3.4 in wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat does the mug say on each side?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe raccoon side says “Chaos Coordinator.” The reverse says “The Horrors Persist But So Do I.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCan I add a name or change the wording?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. The raccoon artwork and both sayings come as shown, without custom text.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWould this make a good coworker gift?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt suits a coworker who enjoys sarcastic sayings, raccoons, or the unofficial title of chaos coordinator. It also works for an office holiday gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift to Keep","offers":[{"title":"11 oz \/ Black","offer_id":59080231649611,"sku":"MG-11-BLK","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Orange","offer_id":59080231682379,"sku":"MG-11-ORG","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Red","offer_id":59080231715147,"sku":"MG-11-RED","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Navy","offer_id":59080231747915,"sku":"MG-11-NVY","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Pink","offer_id":59080231780683,"sku":"MG-11-LPK","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":59080231813451,"sku":"MG-11-LBL","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Dark Green","offer_id":59080231846219,"sku":"MG-11-DGR","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":59080231878987,"sku":"MG-11-LGR","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11 oz \/ Yellow","offer_id":59080231911755,"sku":"MG-11-YLW","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Black","offer_id":59080231944523,"sku":"MG-15-BLK","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Orange","offer_id":59080231977291,"sku":"MG-15-ORG","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Red","offer_id":59080232010059,"sku":"MG-15-RED","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Pink","offer_id":59080232042827,"sku":"MG-15-LPK","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Blue","offer_id":59080232075595,"sku":"MG-15-LBL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz \/ Light Green","offer_id":59080232108363,"sku":"MG-15-LGR","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1099\/1013\/1019\/files\/chaos-coordinator-raccoon-mug-4426247384-1.jpg?v=1793607578","url":"https:\/\/gifttokeep.com\/products\/chaos-coordinator-raccoon-mug","provider":"Gift to Keep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}