{"product_id":"cant-fix-crazy-document-it-doormat","title":"Can't Fix Crazy Document It Coir Doormat for HR","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny HR doormat brings a documentation joke to the doorstep. It reads \"I CAN'T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT\" in bold black lettering with gold outlines. Gold stars surround the words, giving the straight-faced punchline a playful frame. The message is stacked across four lines, with the documentation punchline taking the final line. It is a career-themed design for an HR worker who appreciates humor about keeping a written record.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor a friend or coworker in human resources, this coir doormat makes the connection to their work clear without needing a name or company logo. It suits a career celebration, a new HR role, or a work milestone when a funny gift feels more fitting than a formal one. The wording is the focus, so it is a good match for someone who would enjoy this particular workplace joke as part of their welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlace it at an entryway to bring that sense of humor right to the door. The stars add decoration around the message while leaving the words at the center. This is a ready-made design, so there are no names, dates, or other details to enter. Choose it for the complete saying and its nod to the documenting side of HR work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAbout this design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe message reads \"I CAN'T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT\".\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold black letters with gold outlines form a four-line layout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eScattered gold stars frame the saying.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady-made career humor for an HR worker, with no added text.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural coconut coir, with stiff fibers that scrape shoes clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady-made design, no personalization needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePVC and rubber backing helps keep the mat in place\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbout 1\/2 in thick\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in five sizes, from 16 x 24 in to 36 x 60 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest in a covered entryway or porch, away from heavy rain and strong sun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShake or lightly sweep to remove dirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't soak it in water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf it gets damp, turn it over and let it air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuestions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eCan I personalize this doormat?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo. This design is ready-made and has no text fields for names or other details.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWhat wording is printed on the doormat?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt reads \"I CAN'T FIX CRAZY BUT I CAN DOCUMENT IT\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eWho would this design suit?\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt is intended for an HR worker who enjoys a workplace joke about documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gift to Keep","offers":[{"title":"16 x 24 in","offer_id":59126782263627,"sku":"DM-1624","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18 x 30 in","offer_id":59126782296395,"sku":"DM-1830","price":28.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 36 in","offer_id":59126782329163,"sku":"DM-2436","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 48 in","offer_id":59126782361931,"sku":"DM-2448","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1099\/1013\/1019\/files\/cant-fix-crazy-document-it-doormat-doormat-everyday-5.jpg?v=1794015755","url":"https:\/\/gifttokeep.com\/products\/cant-fix-crazy-document-it-doormat","provider":"Gift to Keep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}